you say you want a revolution?

hailz @ 2007-12-22T22:34:00

2007-12-22T11:35:31Z

MERRY CHRISTMAS GIANT DOODLES!
Hope you all get lots of good presents and stuff.
Oh, and time with the family too.
Don't forget the real meaning of Christmas though: the birth of Santa.

hailz @ 2007-11-09T22:43:00

2007-11-09T11:44:41Z

To cut the hair or not to cut the hair, that is the question.

I have two bank accounts! Exciting for me, yay.

hailz @ 2007-11-05T22:15:00

2007-11-05T11:46:33Z

I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life. Let the quarter-life crisis begin.

hailz @ 2007-10-12T22:48:00

2007-10-12T11:50:16Z

I just think everything is gay arse potatoes right now so much. I'm tired and tired. And I think I just did something to the stupid freaking fuckwank computer! Damn you technology! That is all!

Giant cows swimming in milk

2007-09-25T10:53:52Z

Okay doodles, (and yes, I have been overusing that word lately but meh) I am pretty much fucked with uni. I have major writer's block. This is bad seeing as there UNDER 5 WEEKS UNTIL MY THESIS IS DUE! Arrghh! I'm going to die, literally drop dead from stress, because I can just see it now, me sitting at a computer getting nothing done and finally freaking out and just writing crap that comes from the universe of pigs. Okay, just roll with it Haylee, you can do this!

Also, I had lunch with my supervisor and another classmate yesterday and my supervisor gave me a mini-gym membership! How completely rude. She said since I procrastinated anyway I may as well have an excuse to do so. Well, poo her. It's just the most randomest thing. However in a way it's kinda cool, but still freakishly creepy.

hailz @ 2007-09-20T00:09:00

2007-09-19T14:11:17Z

My life now completely belongs to the wild world that is FaceBook. It's what's going to make me fail my uni year! I have no self-control. Stupid 'social utility!' Also, I'm wondering, why would someone who you went to PRIMARY school with want you as a friend now? I know, creepy!

hailz @ 2007-09-17T22:24:00

2007-09-17T12:41:38Z

Hi everybody! (Hi Dr Haylee!)
Well I'm feeling super and thought that it was finally time for me to do a post of some significance.
1. I have put in for three weeks of annual leave in October. That's for my stupid, stupid thesis! How I hate you and your words! If only I could cut and paste, that would be wonderful. And guess what I found out - YES I have to do an acknowledgements page. Well won't that be just peachy when I fail and everyone's asking to be taken off the page? Who wants to be on the page? I have to have some names so when I look back and wonder where my life went wrong I can at least claim to have had friends.
2. I'm going to have luch this Monday with my supervisor and one of my old classmates from last semester, John. Trouble here is, both Jenna (my supervisor) and John are at least 50-something (I know John's 70-something; he's the head radiologist at Breast Screen Tasmania)! I'm going to feel like a wank exactly like I did last semester when they would talk about stuff and the only contribution to a conversation I could make was: 'Uh, yeah, me too.' Oh why did I agree? And also, they've written me e-mails saying that they'll both shout for luch and now they're fighting over who pull rank on the other to pay! I'm really scared, Jenna's make some booking (for LUNCH, remember, just LUNCH) at some fancy place in Battery Point and I'm concerned that I'll look like a wank if I don't offer to pay. Oh my God, lunch could turn into a whole weeks' pay! What do I do? Do I offer to pay too? I think they both know I'm a poverty stricken student, but still, isn't it etiquette?
3. I hate my new dumbass housemate Daniel. And I mean HATE him. What a wank; he's so wanky! He used my soap and I went off because that's really disgusting and creeps me out! He doesn't clean and he smokes weed in his room and my clothes all smell like weed because my cupboard is attatched to the wall of his room and has dodgy peep-holes. Also, he eats once a week and throws up for the rest of the time. One night I nearly fell over him because he was asleep at toilet bowl! I don't care if he doesn't eat, I just don't want to hear the rank choking noise anymore curdling through my night! I hate sharehouses.
So yeah, isn't my life vivacious and exciting right now? I know I'll stay tuned!

hailz @ 2007-09-05T20:26:00

2007-09-05T10:27:42Z

Just to let you all know, I'm not a woman and I'm disgusting.
At least that's what David said when we broke up.
Wanker!

hailz @ 2007-08-13T18:19:00

2007-08-13T08:21:51Z

Everyone's having a bad day. I am too, I'm not going to be left out.
Anyway... looked at Buff's photos... hehe.
Also, does anyone really know how in hell you use Facebook? I mean, what are you meant to actually do? I don't have a photo and I think I'm missing out.
Yeah, just a bad day.

Giant doodles walking on the wall

2007-08-08T11:00:20Z

Anyway, hey all. Yo. I am officially in my thesis concentration mode, damn you August! Yes, boys and girls, I am actually having to put in 110% effort in now instead of 50%. Blah. Weekly meeting with Jenna, a lot of missing hair, no life whatsoever and too much reading and analysing! (Hehe, analysing). But it's all good, yay three months of doom!
That's all I have to write for now, I will see you all soon most likely. Peace out!

hailz @ 2007-07-25T21:13:00

2007-07-25T11:25:28Z

Well. Well. Welly. Welllll. Shut up you stupid person who can't speak correct English behind me and has a whizzing computer that breathes heavier than an asleep alcoholic!
That out of the way, I just want to say that I hate life and everything that I have to do. I DO NOT WANT TO WRITE BIBLIOGRAPHIES. But what am I doing? Writing bibliographies. Why? Because I am a giant doodle! I SAID SHUT UP STUPID COMPUTER!
Blah. Everything is annoying when you have uni work to do. Maybe I'm just mood swinging. Blah.
Had lunch again with David today. This time moved onto sushi. He bought me a record of Edith Piaf from the tip shop (did you all know that it had moved from next to the post office to up past Elzabeth Street Mall? I know, odd. And it's totally shit too because it's way smaller and it looks like an actual retail outlet, unlike the old location where everything was everywhere and you had to search and search over piles of crap to get to the good stuff. But nooo they go and change it and totally ruin the whole character of the damn store! Anyway, I digress) and I love it! It was six dollars so totally a bargain. Ah, he's already buying me stuff. I played the record at home and it's awesome, I'll go over and play it at his place later too. Anyway, things are going pretty sweet with us and I've stayed over at his place now like three times in a row! My God, I'm nearly living there! But it's sooo exciting.
Must do uni work now. Now. Now. The library will nearly be closed and soon I will have nowhere to go! Must petition Liz for longer library opening hours now that she's a full-time staffer.
Peace out!

Howdy

2007-07-23T06:56:19Z

Hey all. Not much to update on, other than the fact that I have the worst period pain in the world. There I said it. It's like my body is eating me! Fuck off you damn thing! I need chocolate. Ooh, that's right, I need to buy milk too. I hate you, uni! Got my marks back for last semester and (yay) I went really well. But now my supervisor hates me. Nah, she's just a tough cookie! I will crack her crispy shell!

I'm going now to buy stuffs!

Harrow, harrow

2007-07-12T01:00:36Z

Well hello cottage cheese friends.

Yesterday I went out on a date of chips and gravy with a dude I met on the weekend. His name is David and he is 27. It was so funny, I made a dick of myself. Yay.
Also, I am cutting down work hours from 20 to 15 to concentrate more on uni.
Yesterday I started volunteering at Bob Brown's office, doing the bitch office filing. I got to read some mean letters, w00t. I'm going to stop volunteering at the Green Shop for this semester I reckon and concentrate of Bob's office due to the federal election.
Plus I'm doing stuff with Oxfam this weekend. It's the Tasmanian State Committee conference.
Blah.

Damn straight!

2007-05-28T06:29:04Z

10,000 words in the bank baby! (Okay, more like 9,500). But woohoo I can live again! I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING FOR A WHOLE NIGHT. (I have to go to work tomorrow).

Who didn't know this?

2007-04-18T07:00:02Z

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hailz @ 2007-04-16T23:24:00

2007-04-16T13:24:44Z

Well, well, well. The cats and dogs don't get along.
The panda has left the state.
The unicorn went west.

No more worrying about mystical randoms!

S'hello

2007-04-02T08:11:16Z

Hi doodles. Guess what? My honours proposal (written and oral) was due today and guess who totally fucked up? Me me me! I CANNOT PUBLIC SPEAK. AT ALL. I go all tomato head vegie shed and sweaty and twitchy and crazy. I sucked so much. We were meant to go for at least 10 minutes; I went for about 5! Ha!
Anywho... I was late for work yesterday (damn you proposal!) and my boss called and said: "you do realise you're late, don't you?" As all who know me I love giving sarcastic answers but this time I held my tongue. But really! Of course I knew I was late; I have a life that doesn't involve 48 hours a week of supermarket work unlike you Trudy! But my boss is really nice; however she did force me into doing the extra 15 minutes after when I was meant to go home. The culture of supermarkets is so interesting, maybe I could write about that!
Well, Easter is nearly here and I really, really want to go home. I haven't been to Rosebery now for a year! I don't miss the people, (apart from Mum and Dad) but I do miss the trees and the air and birds and the train that goes by at 6 every night and the birds and the mountains and the trees. God I'm hanging out to go home, how sad is that!?
Just realised I need to put some money on my CAPS account. Damn you uni! Go away with your boring academia!
I'll make a runner now for the library. I'm in the Arts honours room right now using a computer here. The Arts Faculty is sooo stingy! For the whole of Arts there's one shitty little room that has only a limited amount of everything in it. I WANT MY OWN OFFICE DAMN IT! I'm important enough. However I did bag a locker before they all went bye-bye to the evil public policy and sociology honours students. Creepy.
Goodbye my lambs, I will herd you soon!

ME, I AM THE SUBJECT!

2007-03-21T06:07:00Z

You do realise that I am crazy and you are all lab rats?
Well, that's great. I have to write my proposal. I have to write my proposal. I HAVE TO WRITE MY PROPOSAL! So far I've got a whole lot of ideas which (thank God) are turning into a concise two-page articulation of an introduction, argument and timeframe. Work backwards for the timeframe I am told. Hitler I am not.
So, yes, other stuff. Keep bumping into people I know but not doing anything with them (ie. see them for like five minutes and then have to go to class). So will have to make an effort to do stuff. Need to call Renee!
Work is work. Last Friday I worked 10 hours! Go me! Including my lunch hour and breaks, I spent 11 and a half hours at work. That's why I did zilch Friday night.
I cannot believe that I've turned into a semi-mobile phone watcher. How sad.
At least I'm not a donkey. Even though they are beautiful creatures.

Hidey-ho doodle-heads!

2007-03-13T03:00:21Z

Hi everybody! Wow, it's been so long since I've updated, I feel so out of the loop. Uni is going well, I got a supervisor last week, Dr Jenna Mead, who OFFERED to supervise me! Ha ha, I got a supervisor before my proposal date. Now, only to impress her in my enthralling class, Rereading Chaucer!
Life in a sharehouse is totally bizarre. We have on room which is cursed and I call Chode's Den. Also, I live with an alcoholic, so there's always someone to drink with. And we have a moat! So technically I live in a castle. Cool.
Well, I am going to do productive study now. Hopefully. Maybe. I hate the library! Peace out!

Beep beep, beep beep, yeah!

2007-01-04T03:12:45Z

Maybe sometimes it is strange not to have the internet, but usually it's not when I don't get any e-mails and my life is a spinning drain! Damn those ducks and their wine. I've been put onto permanent part-time at Woolworths so at least I have something to do to get out of the heat of hell. I hate summer so much! I am already sunburnt! It seems like everyone has been up to some fun... good for everyone, yay! I just realised I need to cut my fingernails. They are all cracked and chipped. I finally got a digital camera for Chrsitmas and I love it! And also a new double doona because I just had a single doona before for a double bed! How bizarre, how bizarre. Well, I better fly, see you all over the rainbow and swimming in the pot of gold!

Yay!

2006-12-15T01:21:34Z

I have just decided that I am going to be doing English Honours next year. My form is all filled in and all I have to do now is hand it in. Wish me luck guys! My Honours Coordinator said she's delighted I'm doing Honours so I feel special (not in a disabled way, but in a normal, glowing way). Time to do research! But only after Christmas, he he, ho ho.

Exam results and why are they coloured blue?

2006-12-01T06:38:37Z

Well, hello everyone! Currently I am in the big city of Melbourne and I am having a ball. I WENT ON MY FIRST PLANE YESTERDAY! I know, I know. It was amazing and I loved it. The landing rocked (not literally though, which I expected). So, yeah. I've been shopping and last night for tea I went to Dracula's (a themed cabaret restaurant). Yay for 21st birthday celebrations!

JOSH! Thank you so much for the birthday cake; it was delish! I loved it and so did everyone else who had a piece! I was the best present!
Well exams, eh? I didn't do too bad. See:

Writing Poetry and Short Fiction: Advanced CR
Literary Theory DN
Comparative Political Systems DN
Tasmanian Politics and Australian Federalism CR

Yeah so I didn't fail CPS and I have no idea why not because I practically died in the exam room becasue I dot pointed my last essay! Oh well. NO MORE ESSAYS! Also, this is satisfying at the end of my academic record: "This candidate has satisfied the subject requirements to be admitted to the Degree of BA." Now that's a w00t! :D

I'm going to hit the streets of Melbourne again; yay!

hailz @ 2006-11-16T22:27:00

2006-11-16T11:27:34Z

Well, I guess I should inform everyone:

YES I am staying in South Hobart over summer
YES I am working at Woolworths in Kingston
YES I am going to see Elton John on the 3 (or 4?) December
YES I am going to Melbourne from 30-4 (or 5?) December
YES I am turning 21 on the 29 November (hence Melbourne)
YES I am crazy and will be so for a very long time!

Also, why did I write December when I meant November!?

hailz @ 2006-11-04T15:19:00

2006-11-04T04:19:56Z

I have two exams down and one to go! I'm chuckling about the dude behind me who doesn't realise he has to PAY to use the photocopying machine! It's free entertainment. It's SO FUNNY, he's been standing there for about, uh, 5 minutes now. Oh, he's just walked out the door! Damn. Game over.
My next exam is Thursday so I'm taking today REALLY slowly. It doesn't even feel like a Saturday!

hailz @ 2006-10-18T16:57:00

2006-10-18T06:01:32Z

Boogie boogie, yay way. I just bought a present for my sister whose birthday was last week. I'll send it tomorrow. I'm wrapping chocolates up in foil and putting ribbons on them! It's so time consuming! Today I found out that I couldn't come back to AS next year due to 'debt' reasons, however Will forced me to talk to a woman named Kim in Launceston and now I've got a place. It happened to Will as well. AS are doodle-heads. I'm over credit and they told me I couldn't come back! I could kill! I have tow assignments to do... yeah, I'll get onto it. They're due Monday. God I hate that!